rebs have been slacking
while dewey has been away
disgraceful it is

Posted by Dewmass88, Sep 4 2008

Don't think I posted many of these...Richmond and NH coming up so might as well empty these out.

Posted by XhaustedGirl, Aug 29 2008

Haiku Thursday!!!!!!!!

Five syllables first
seven syllables are next
then it's five again

Posted by Dewmass88, Aug 28 2008

There is a lot of the DUMB floating around lately. People who think NASCAR is conspiring to allow Kyle Busch and Toyota to break any and all rules to win.

There are others who have chosen to cheer for drivers that just a year ago they were cursing.

There are some who want to preach the "No Drama" sermon, but cry when told no one wants to hear it.

So with all the vile, wickedness flaoting around, the IPR is here for your sanctuary. Please feel free to come in and escape those who wish to decrease your current IQ score.

Rember that you can and will be asked to leave this thread if you are deemed unworthy or you pose a threat to the mental health of any member.

Posted by Navy_Racing, Aug 25 2008

Morning IP!!! Gonna try for a good old fashioned IP Race Thread tonight..hampsters permitting..Would be honored for ya'll to join us!!

6:30pm: Driver Discussions: IT'S BRISTOL BABY!!

Bring your funny bones, thick skins, and IT protection!!
Let's party like we used to!!

** Just a forewarning** The older IP members remember our threads..we kid each other about our drivers, sarcasm was enjoyed, and there is no getting nasty or biotching at other members allowed...NO DRAMA OR YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE!!
Let's get back to the basics and enjoy some night racing!!
I got the first round!!

Posted by Andi-Lee0388, Aug 23 2008

it's five seven five
for those that still don't get it
starting to loose hope

Posted by Dewmass88, Aug 21 2008

Signs that you joined the wrong internet dating site.


10.Moderator 4 from IP keeps sending you virtual roses.And has the same grey profile pic.

9.Confirmation email for site registration comes from the Alabama department of corrections.

8.On the registration page your choices are:
male seeking- female
female seeking- Dale Jr.

7.Allows you to send "virtual roofies" to prospective dates.

6.It has a mesage board and all of the threads are about wether or not Jr. is ever on there
lurking.

5.Personality profile asks if you have ever been convicted of stalking.Then asks,'If answering
no,how did you beat the charges in court?"

4.You keep getting "winks" from fruit.

3.Everyone but Moderator 4 has a mugshot for their profile pic.

2.Everyone asks you if you know Dewey.

And the number way to tell you joined the wrong internet dating site.


Two muslim,goth, tattoo artists from N.C. are the featured success story in the next tv commercial.

Posted by Dewmass88, Aug 19 2008

Brings yet another informational and educational thread.


A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would
like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist

"YES!", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her,

"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container,

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."


***This thread is intended for immature audiences only.No deaodorant was harmed in the making of this thread.***

Posted by Dewmass88, Aug 18 2008

Joey and the Screaming Pickle claimed victory #1 at Springport Intl. Speedway last night.Copious amounts of bras and panties were seen flying through the air in celebration of the first of many victories under the Rebel banner.This is presently the winningest IP based sponorship in any racing series this year.

Joey said after the race,"I want to thank the boys back at the shop (KOC) for building such great racecars.This thing was a priviledge to drive."

Posted by Dewmass88, Aug 17 2008

Here at the King family household it is race weekend.

Later today, after watching the KoC slaving for two weeks over a hot mig welder, World Famous Driver Joey (my boy) will be debuting his new Pure Stock machine at Springport International Speedway driving the for Screaming Pickle Racing Team.

springportmotorspeedway.com/index-sms.php

Here it is The Pickle Wagon

Posted by KingofCars42, Aug 16 2008