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Signs that you joined the wrong internet dating site.


10.Moderator 4 from IP keeps sending you virtual roses.And has the same grey profile pic.

9.Confirmation email for site registration comes from the Alabama department of corrections.

8.On the registration page your choices are:
male seeking- female
female seeking- Dale Jr.

7.Allows you to send "virtual roofies" to prospective dates.

6.It has a mesage board and all of the threads are about wether or not Jr. is ever on there
lurking.

5.Personality profile asks if you have ever been convicted of stalking.Then asks,'If answering
no,how did you beat the charges in court?"

4.You keep getting "winks" from fruit.

3.Everyone but Moderator 4 has a mugshot for their profile pic.

2.Everyone asks you if you know Dewey.

And the number way to tell you joined the wrong internet dating site.


Two muslim,goth, tattoo artists from N.C. are the featured success story in the next tv commercial.

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13. You look around at the different threads you realize Jr. has been married off and has had many babies with people he does not know......and that it's ok for those threads to remain. But a thread about how a bad call was made at a race cost him a win or whatever....gets deleted.

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Good Morning Dipwads


#14 Some guy keeps offering to take you to a race with no strings attached he just says a race is always better sharing it with a special and caring companion.


#15 Someone posts; "well ladies, I have to go work out now and then shower, wait for me."

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Wait, I am on the wrong site again. Thought this was my 12 step program.......

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Good Morning Dipwads


#14 Some guy keeps offering to take you to a race with no strings attached he just says a race is always better sharing it with a special and caring companion.


Ewe PROMISED you would never tell.................

I am now officially pithed!!!!!!!!!!!!!